My kitchen floor is evil.
It really is.
I hate it.
I wish I would wake up and it would be gone.
I cannot get it clean.
No matter how hard I try.
It never looks clean,
even if it is.
Someday I will have pergo floors
in my kitchen.
And it will look clean when I clean it.
I am sure that the point of
making a linoleum like this
was so that the dirt was
camoflauged
but it just looks more dirty.
Sorry linoleum guy!
(i'm sure it's a guy because no intelligent woman would EVER make a floor like this)
1 comment:
I am a friend of emily's and I think that I have your same floor. It can never get clean and I have always felt a bit less of a homemaker because of it. Now I know that it is the floor and not me, thank you, thank you, thank you!!!
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